Ode To The Rolex Submariner

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve liked watches. I still do today! I prefer to call them ‘instruments for the wrist.’

The Rolex Submariner is my dream watch, but it’s way out of my price range. So, it’s a knockoff for me. Steinhart’s ‘Ocean One,’ pictured below, pays ‘homage’ to the Submariner at a reasonable cost. There are many Submariner look-a-likes, so choose wisely.

In fact, I like the Submariner so much, that I wrote this ode to it:

‘Keeping the Submariner Dream Alive.’

A Poem For A Pint

One evening while sitting at a tiny pub, my lovely friend saw a stack of postcards at the bar’s end. She read the card and then said, “Babe, you can do this.”

Well, the ‘this’ was write a poem to the theme of “Guinness… The Perfect Pint” and win a pub in Ireland. Heck, I was all in!

We started writing down ideas while still at the pub. Of course, I was drinking Guinness for inspiration.

Later that night, I finally finished the poem:

I really thought that we had the winner, but alas we did not win.

However, that is not the end of the story. In the bardic tradition, when I travel I take the poem to bars and restaurants. I ask the barkeep if I can trade a poem for a pint of Guinness. More often than not, they like the poem and I receive a free pint!

In a few cases, as in the picture below, the poem gets framed and hung up on the pub’s wall. I found this pic on a pub’s website. Of course, someone put a pint next to the poem and snapped the pic. Love it!

On a wonderful trip to Ireland, I took several copies of the poem. It went over quite well, and yes, I received many free pints!

Here’s a pub in Trim, Ireland, with pints of Guinness lined up. Notice that the pint on the far right was the last pulled. Guinness ‘cascades’ so beautifully… indeed it does! Now look at the pint on the far left – it is ready to be topped off and served. The guy waiting on the left will soon be a ‘happy’ customer.

Guinness truly is… The Perfect Pint!

Don’t forget to share the poem with your friends – maybe you’ll get a ‘free pint.’

Have a Wonderful St. Patrick’s Day!