Kitchen Breadboard Build

A standard project in high school woodshop used to be making a kitchen breadboard. I sure wish I had taken that class when I was in school.

Here is my first breadboard attempt. Do not use veneer plywood. It will last about two years. The veneer will quickly wear down to the plywood surface, and you will get chips of wood in your prepared food.

Unless you are a termite or a beaver, wood chips are not very tasty!

In my second attempt, I used maple. Make sure you use a “hardwood.”

I used the old breadboard as a template and cut the maple boards to size. I reused the front piece of the old breadboard, as it was made from oak – a nice hardwood too.

I secured the maple together with wood glue and biscuits. If you are not familiar with using biscuits, please refer to my post Stand Up Surf Board Paddle Build.

I then used clamps to hold it together while the glue cured. I also added some weight to the top so that there would be no ‘bowing’ during the curing process.

I added the front oak strip and used “food grade” mineral oil to treat the surface of the wood. I applied the oil twice, with drying time in between.

The oil helps to seal the wood pores, keeping food from penetrating into the wood.

About a year after using the breadboard, I began having trouble pulling it out of its slot. I finally was able to pull it out and it had bowed. Why?

It bowed because I did not attach a back strip, as I did to the front. So, I purchased a piece of oak and installed it with wood glue and biscuits.

Finally, a nice smooth ‘pull’ once again.

Advice: If you did not take high school woodshop, at least go to the web and watch ‘how to’ videos. It will save you time, money, and headaches… and perhaps prevent a visit to the doctor.

Nobody wants wood slivers in their gums!

The Tonight Show

One night, I’m just sitting at home and I received a text. A friend of mine informed me that he just heard a song that I’d co-written on the Tonight Show. “What, that cannot be!

The song “She Got The Ring (And I Got The Finger)” was on a bit that Jay Leno did on his show. This was simply amazing!

I was able to find the spot on the internet. Mr.Leno (who by the way is awesome), had a regular segment on his show called “Country or Maury.” Maury referring to the Maury Povich show.

Jay shows the picture below to the audience and asks them to decide – “Maury,” mild clapping and then, “Country.” The audience goes wild.

Country it is, next you see this picture and hear the song playing in the background.

Believe me, this was a cool moment in my songwriting journey.

Here is the entire song for your enjoyment, or maybe not. You decide – Good or Bad. Feel free to clap if you like it.